He's Makin' A List, He's Checkin' It Twice...

-Fundamentalist regime? Check.
-Sophisticated offensive and defensive military capability? Check.
-Large population of young, unemployed males? Check.
-Oppressive theocratic leaders? Check.
-Violent political rhetoric? Check.
-Brazen anti-Semitism? Check.
-Unabashed hatred for the West? Check.
-Capability of producing a tactical nuclear warhead? Check.

Duhhhhh, gee boss, I dunno, you think we gotta do somethin' 'bout them Iranis?