According to ABC News, Saddam Hussein said on Monday during his trial, "I am not afraid of execution." Apparently, that's not the only thing of which Saddam is unafraid. Judging by his track record, he's also not afraid to:
-invade Kuwait
-commit mass murder against his own people
-hide in a hole underground
-be parodied by Family Guy
-outlive his two sons (taken out by kill-tastic U.S. troops)
-kick your ass
But what is Saddam afraid of? What would drive fear into the heart of a man who is one of the world's most notorious dictators? We consulted our friends at the Psychic Friends Network to find out. After a reading of the cards, we have found that Saddam is afraid of:
-sleeping without a nightlight
-that burn you get when you put alcohol on an open cut
-Gilbert Gottfried
-orange marmalade
-sun blisters
-international political change
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