Everybody Hybrid Peoplenow

South Park was the shiz today. Kyle's dad gets a hybrid and then moves to San Franciso. Stan writes a song to convert eveyone to hyrbid's so that the Broflofskies will move back to South Park. Hybrids, such as the PIUS, catch on causing everyone to spew terrible bullshit into the air which forms a huge smug cload. This smug cload begins to merge with the smug cload from San Francisco, where everyone loves the smell of their own farts, alot. It forms a giant supercell smug cload which threatens to destroy the whole area, so they all destroy their hybrids, But its too late!...No worries, the broflofskies make it home safe with help of their guardian angel and Kyle lays down the lesson which is drive hybrids and don't dont be smug about it. This is "simply too much" for the people of South Park who go out and buy gas guzzlers. Oh yeah, and Kyle baby trib balls in SF.

Neo Street Art

This is a kind of graffiti I can get behind. I really want to make a bunch of these LED Thowies, its a shame it costs quite a bit just to use them as grafitti. Check out www.instructables.com while you're at it, its a pretty cool website with picture howto's for doing all kinds of weir off the wall do-it-yourself projects.

the creative juice squeeze

These are the results of my good friend squeezing her soul:

seeing is believing or believing is seeing no matter how it goes or where you happen to be in the world at the moment in time and if i saw what i believed than i would see a world where there is no deadline and no nine to five and no outrageous airline fees to prevent me from going to where i want to go when i want to go and who i may want to go there with and i would see a world where people do not die by the hundreds of thousands from diseases that are preventable and i would see a world where drugs that are needed are infinately cheaper than the lives that are taken. i might see a world where justice rules supreme as i travel by hot-air-balloon and i might even see international acts of compassion and if i look close enough i might be able to discern a world that exists without the concept of Quid-Pro-Quo and i might even see the brotherhood of humanity and of life.

but if i believed what i saw then i might not see any of those things instead only seeing things gotten in exchange for other things with not even a care paid toward those who toil and struggle and suffer from those wink-wink nod-nod exchanges and i would only hear hyperbole and double-speak from independently contracted think-tanks and i would see only the sullen defeated looks on the faces of people that have been tricked by the priorities in life that others have insisted upon placing on all of us and from my hot-air-balloon i would see thousands of species of flora and fauna go extinct as i pass overhead and i would hear languages and dialects that tell the story of vernacular evolution and beauty extingiush and cease to exist as i pass overhead.

from my hot-air-balloon i would see a costa rican feverishly reading and passing along my "dontated" copy of Ishmael and i would see my friends surfing the coast of costa rica and i would schools of hundreds of hammerhead sharks swimming in the seas below and i would see olive-ridley turtle hatchlings make it safely into the water as they struggle to begin their lives that last for so long i would see poachers being poached for poaching big cats for skins in india and tibet i would see reef systems being rebuilt and preserved and i would see that the last 600 ethiopian wolves in africa-the last wolves in africa-live on and on and on and on and from high above in my hot-air-balloon i swear that i could see sri lanka and sumantra and the pakistani region devestated by earthquake and the city of new orleans and its citizens standing proudly again.

the most amazing thing that i have seen on my travels in my hot-air-balloon by far are the flushed faces of each and everyperson on the planet having just been infused with the lifeblood of hope realizing that we are the answers to the problems of the world which is why ive descended from my hot-air-balloon to roll up my sleeves to help.

-Kate Singer

Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?

This bird is the front runner for best dance moves in the non mammel category. He clearly grew up during the 80s. I bet he could do a wicked headspin.

Fun with perspective

This guys art is pretty amazing, I'd love to be walking down the street in NYC and stumble upon some of this work.

The Simpsons...

This is a really neato recreation of the intro to one of the greatest things television has ever had to offer.

Ah, shit, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fucking. Yeah, say, "Here's to your fuck, Frank."

So this looks extremely interesting. The coolness of David Lynch hosting, the title of this thing alone sparks wonderment: "Explore the Frontiers of Consciousness, Creativity, and the Brain". I'm seriously considering checking this out, its in Iowa, weekend of March 24th.

I apologize for the vulgar Title, but Dennis Hopper's performance in Blue Velvet is just amazing to me.

FolksVagen porn

I had to post this. Something about old VWs "tickle me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me that way. I'd say, 'Oh thats nice" Someone went through the trouble of doubling the amount of 16V 4cyl engines in an old volkswagen 'Rocco, put up a website and a bunch of videos. Oh snap, german engineering, IN DA HOUSE JAH!

Quantum Overload-age

Keeping with the recent Quantum Physics theme we have going here. Somewhere along my interweb journeys I found this google video. It's a rip from the movie, "What the Bleep do we know". I really liked the movie, but at times they seem to maybe go a little to far with things. Anyway this is an animated explaination of the Double Slit Electron experiment which is essentially the precursor to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and Schrodinger's Cat.

The way they portray this is a bit creepy, but I guess thats just the nature of our reality.

TV: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover

I don't know how I feel about a la carte cable but this guy's article was too funny to pass up. If anyone out there can find a dumber way of saying what he said, I'd like to see it in writing.

New Scientist Quantum computer works best switched off - News

Here is a quick article about quantum computing. It paints a good picture of what is going on in a standard quantum computer. A photon is passed through a system of mirrors and optical devices that changes the properties of the photon. But when it gets to part about this "non-running computer" it makes absolutely no sense. It talks about the photon "flirting" with the program rather than actually running through it. So, your program has not run but you have the answer. Supposedly, "a non-running computer produces fewer errors". Well No duh, where I come from non-running computers don't produce anything at all.

the master ladder of intellectual whores.

go to that.
enough said.

Cats watching Cats watching Cats to Infinity!

This is one of the coolest waste of time site's I've seen in quite a while. Well, if you're a cat person that is. Infinity and cats... together!? Sounds good enough for me!

Quantum Physics For Dummies

They put the whole movie up in chapters, via QuickTime. Its about unified theory, it incorporates a lot including string theory. I haven't watched the whole thing yet, I saw the first hour on PBS before. Finishing it now.

So I stumbled upon this

Actually I lied, someone linked me to it. And I guess i'm ruining it for any of you that check it out. You didn't stumple upon it... I showed it to you! psynautic ftw!

Kill Mario: Vol. 1

I don't remember this scene being funny from the movie, but I couldn't help but lol watching it like this. Reminded me of fond Mario 2 memories from my childhood.

secrets secrets are no fun. unless they are for everyone.

this site is cool. and its on blogspot.
GO TO IT and read peoples secrets.

The word I never knew, of the week.

Ok, so I clicked on someones face on myspace. It was under the "cool new people" thing on your homepage. I clicked it because the picture looked tripped out. Well lo' and behold what I found. A whole fetish world this guy was into, that I never knew. I'm not a rookie when it comes to knowledge of the bizarre fetishes possible in modern culture... but somehow this one slipped through the cracks on me. Anyway, I'm still a bit taken aback. Hopefully this will expand some of your minds... most likely in a direction you wish you could turn back from.

What were they thinking?

This is a car I think. Can anyone tell me what the eF they were thinking?

Eureka?!!?

Pretty whacky article, that sent my good friend and eye into a ridiculous coversation about reality and the nature of our universe. It was profoundly interesting to me, and hopefully it'll spark some wonderment in our millions of webizen readers!